Thursday, March 14, 2013

Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss


The most successful tax shelter of all time elected a new leader this week. You could say it's a good PR move on the church's part, considering the last guy was a former Hitler youth (as a young child, so he can't really be blamed for that) and helped conceal child molestation (which he did willingly as an adult and should absolutely be blamed for.) In other news, a cure for HIV may have been discovered, a man had a portion of his skull replaced with a 3D-printed implant, and sings of life were discovered in space. There's a rumor that Ratzinger left Paterno-style, with a child-abuse investigation looming, so we'll see what happens with that. I'm doubtful anything will change, since the catholic church has effectively taken the concept of too big to fail and applied it to tax-free child rape.




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