Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day


Yes, Valentine's Day is a huge scam. Flowers that would have cost 15 bucks on Monday will run you at least 50 today. I always assumed that the day was entirely a creation of greeting card companies, but it turns out that it has roots in the Catholic church, which is a considerably more nefarious organization. The only flowers I'm buying today are green and they come in a ziploc bag. I was going to make some other snarky comments, but I saw this on Pitchfork and realized I could never come up with something this concise:

"Love is free. Instead of buying something, share the video with someone you love."


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